She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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