is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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