you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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