He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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