Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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