Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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