well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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