If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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