they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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