i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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