Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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