the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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