i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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