pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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