ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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