Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here