there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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