I just made out with a guy for $7.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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