you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Why is there bacon in the couch?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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