I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Panties = found
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