I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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