We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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