Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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