ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
my liver is dry heaving
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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