I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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