it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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