She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
two words: eviction party
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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