We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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