Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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