Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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