She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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