oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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