I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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