So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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