Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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