is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
this boner is exhausting
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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