i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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