One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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