I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
