I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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