this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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