I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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