I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You're like the curious george of whores
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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