Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
