Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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