"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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