Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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