Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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