I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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