He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I think a kid would responsible me up
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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