So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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