so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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